Eternal questions

Why does George Lopez keep getting his face in my photographs? I'm pretty sure I accidentally photographed him at least twice this evening.

How can a city that's laid out entirely on a rational, orthogonal grid still be so damn difficult to get around in? Streets dead end, cemeteries and superblocks get in the way, railroads and highways form impenetrable barriers, one-way signs keep you from going where you need to go. It's maddening!

Why is there no sidewalk on Touhy where it cross the Interstate? Guess they don't want you west of the highway if you don't have a car.